So I was on a train the other day and had this urge to talk to the masses. They all seemed to like what I had to say. Inappropriate timing? 

Megyn Kelly: "You've called women you don't like 'fat pigs,' 'dogs,' 'slobs,' and 'disgusting animals'..."

Trump: “Only Rosie O'Donnell.”

— at the GOP debate in August

Did you know there were rules about pole dancing? Neither did I.

The top:

• Must fully cover the breast area for women and show no added or unnecessary cleavage. It should be no less than a crop top with a strap size of no less than ten (10) millimetres in width. A neck...

Maybe we should provide an Agony Aunt page too. Good response Mum! (Love the son's name too)

Okay, so we don't like to blow our own trumpet but with the game only having been out for a couple of days, the reviews are starting to pour in from the critics (Well, maybe not pour in exactly but we do have one review - see below).

"OMG, This had to be the most hilar...